90% cotton. 10% polyester. Made in India. Machine wash warm. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry. Warm iron as needed.
If someone wrote your biography, the most fitting title would be…
DAN: I Barely Knew Me
Who is your arch-nemesis?
In the event of a zombie apocalypse: a) Weapon? b) Location? c) Music? d) Time?
Weapon: A crowbar duct-taped to a shotgun
Location: The energy drink section of your local grocery store
Music: A wide variety of catchy tunes, including Dethklok’s Castratikon, Michael Jackson’s Thriller, the Monster Mash, that song that goes like “wobWOBwobWOBwobWEEEEEEEEEEB”, and of course, Yakkity Sax
Time: KILLING TIME