Major:

Psych (Bio minor)

Graduation year:

lolwhoknows

About me:

Howdy.

If someone wrote your biography, the most fitting title would be…

The Life of Ryan; Or, How I Wrote a Story About Nothing

What is your quest?

Drink ALL the things!

Who is your arch-nemesis?

Zi- I mean, uhh…umm…heretics…?

In the event of a zombie apocalypse: a) Weapon? b) Location? c) Music? d) Time?

a) Crowbar
b) The fjords
c) Devin Townsend, Sabaton, and 3 Inches of Blood
d) When it’s right.

Favorite quote?

“Zip Zop, doobity bee bop fizzle flop, puddin pops and jello tops, enjoy the zabbity zoops.” -Bill Cosby